10 Signs of Boredom

1) Staring at walls: admiring the walls at home or staring at Facebook walls. Both are equally as bad. This also includes refreshing your Facebook home page over and over again even, though you damn well know that the page content will not change.


2) Checking the time: you know you're bored when you look at the clock and you discover that the two straight handles haven't moved since the last time you checked.


3) Eating, eating and more eating: 20 minutes ago you ate a meal, yet you're find a packet of Doritos, Jelly Beans or Ben and Jerry ice-cream by your side, with the feeling that if you eat any more you might just explode.


4) Married the remote control: you lost count of how many times you saw that L'Oreal Paris advert today, the pain in your fingers is spreading because of the continuous pressing of buttons that still don't give you any sort of entertainment on the box in front of you.


5) Thinking of that thing: finding your self thinking or as some like to call it 'daydreaming' about the most random of the most randomest things such as 'If vegetables had feet, would they jump when they're being boiled?'


6) Daredevil: don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a daredevil but when you repeatedly break rules to excite yourself it's time to seek some help or find yourself a hobby. I mean a real hobby- not asking your neighbours grandad to do the cinnamon challenge with you and his dog.


7) Too lazy to breath: cleaning, homework, paper work, there's tons of things you could be doing right now, yet the thought of moving your pinky is too much, so you decide to do nothing for a little longer.


8) YouTube wanderer: if you're watching a video that makes no sense what so ever, is surreal and confuses the pumpkin out of you, then you're defiantly on the 'weird' part of YouTube. Time to make some tea.


9) Sore bum: this is the part where boredom gets unhealthy. If you've been sitting down for too long you will get a sore bum. Full Stop. Period. No Questions Asked. It is highly recommended that you do something. Walking should do the trick. 


10) Emotional Roller Coaster: crying, smiling, hoping, shouting, and finally finishing off by laughing at nothing. This is one of the most severe boredom signs, which occurs when one is bored for an extensive period of time. This can result in what I call the ''blank face syndrome''- which means what it says. You're left feeling empty.